My idea for a great SNL skit to spoof iphoners.
[upbeat music playing]
[man holding an iPhone at the park]
[closeup of him browsing through apps]
Narrator: Have you ever wondered if your wife has been cheating on you?
There’s an app for that.
[man pushes on icon that showes a black and white video of two peoples feet
then you see underwear drop to the floor.]
[man looks furious and screams at his phone]
[same man at a dive bar drinking a beer]
[man notices slutty dressed woman at the end of the bar]
Narrator: Do you have a hard time coming up with that perfect pick up line?
There’s an app for that.
[man picks app and clicks on buttons to describe the mood of the bar (classy, dive, sport…)]
[man selects the type of woman he wants to approach (young, old, classy, slutty…)]
[man shakes the iphone for a random response.]
[response says “You have beautiful (fill in blank).”]
[cut to outside bar where the both the man and woman are leaving together]
[same man pulls up to a house in a bad part of town. gang members are sitting on porch looking at the man with intense eyes]
[man looks down at his iphone that shows GPS location]
Narrator: Need to find out where you can pick up some crack?
There’s an app for that.
[sounds of gun shots ring out and police sirens heard off in the distance]
[man speeds off]
Narrator: Yep, there’s an app for just about anything. Only on the iphone.